Cupcake?

[he pauses on his way into the kitchen to look between the two of them.]

Do horrible names just run in the family?

[Says the one basing names on puns, and giving terrible nicknames to dogs. Buuut time to check the fridge, which isn't all that well-stocked yet.]

We've got milk. And water. And beer, too, and I imagine he's hidden some wine around here somewhere. Though I could make some tea or coffee.